A Little Funny To Start the Day
March 6, 2008
I drive a large, white van. It’s actually a 15-passenger van and it’s come in handy for bringing extra kiddos to events and when we have company, so that everyone can go places in one vehicle. But, it looks just like one of the vans that they use for getting teams places or govt. vehicles that you’d find on base. Well, the other night, I went to an event on base. I was about 1/2 hour early because I had gotten one of my kiddos to volleyball practice and it left me with extra time. I decided to pull into the parking lot of the Exchange and finish my make-up (I’m always doing my mascara in crazy places!). I found a well-lit area and pulled in. There were almost no vehicles there because it was getting ready to close. So, I settled in with my iPod playing Rod Stewart (you know it!) and started my eyes. I started hearing people talking and laughing, but I just turned the music up and kept primping. Then, came a knock on my window! I about jumped out of my skin! My first thought was that I was going to be told I couldn’t be there by an MP. But when I looked at the guy at my door, I realized that he was carrying a soda and chips and that there were several more guys at the van. They thought I was their ride!
The dangers of driving a vehicle that looks like every other govt. van!
Have a great day~







3 comments
FUNNY! but yet a little scary too. Maybe you should get one of those magneted signs to put on your doors – The CLang Van.
Girlfriend…please…let’s look at the upside here. You are still beautiful!! And men still want to check you out, and if they have a choice between the usual cranky corporal driver and a handsome woman listening to Rod Stewart…puh-leez…honey, they done chose you. And you rejected their attention properly, and went on your merry way…
(Even if I am way “off base” here, I prefer my version of your story!!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I hope you didn’t smear your mascara in the process
Favorite part : ” I started hearing people talking and laughing, * >> but I just turned the music up and kept primping.*<< ”
I LOVE YOU xoxoxo
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