Why is There a Hot Dog in Gabi’s Shoe?

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And other reasonable questions from a day in my life with nine children.

If you’re not sure what to do with the rest of your hot dog but you don’t want to throw it away, just tuck it, neatly, into your shoe for savoring later.

Why is Gabi’s hair slicked to her head?

Unruly hair? Take generous portions of lotion and rub into hair. Try to get it evenly distributed and pay attention to the scalp. After all, lotioning your scalp may help keep dandruff away.

Why is Luke-Xavier’s cereal on the floor?

Finished with your cereal but not sure what to do with the leftover portion? Simply fling the bowl across the dining room. No need to worry about any mess that may occur, there’s always the dog and of course M.O.M. will clean up whatever’s left behind.

Why is there a giant bee in Gabi’s bowl of cereal?

Why wouldn’t there be(e)?!

Just a glimpse into my daily musings.

Good night~

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   Comment by Gellie:
   Thursday, August 28th 2008 at 3:59 am | 

   Too Funny! I am learning with Sophia that anything is possible and that she always has some sort of explanation for why things happen or are found in odd places. The hot dog one’s the funniest. I love you Jen!

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   Comment by froglady:
   Thursday, August 28th 2008 at 11:14 pm | 

   Is that “giant bee” for real? Go for the hot dog, Gabi. Also, Gabi doesn’t look to pleased about her new hairdo. Love to all,
   GMC

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   Comment by Kateri:
   Saturday, August 30th 2008 at 5:11 pm | 

   or the remote in the freezer haha.

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   Comment by Maggie:
   Sunday, August 31st 2008 at 1:12 am | 

   I LOVE IT!! I miss these moments.

   I love you all!! xoxoxo

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   Comment by Peggie:
   Sunday, August 31st 2008 at 12:18 pm | 

   LOL! The only one that still puzzles me is the Bee in the cereal…..how the heck??

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   Comment by Kristen:
   Sunday, August 31st 2008 at 9:04 pm | 

   Hahahahaha I love this!

   They always have the most reasonable look on their faces when you ask them about it, too. As if it were normal to throw food, as if the whole family does it…

   one more month, right?! Then Clay can help pick up the food on the floor!

   Love, K

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