I Find Myself Saying Crazy Things

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Having children lends itself to craziness. Not only is my head scattered sometimes, but I find myself saying things that would normally sound totally mad and yet, sometimes, I mean them.

This morning I was walking through the house picking things up in each room and I found an open tube of Ritz crackers in the bathroom. I called out, “who left their crackers in the bathroom?”. Or take yesterday, when Clay couldn’t find his wallet and I said, “Have you looked in the freezer?” I meant it!

Of course there are times I don’t mean what I’m saying, at all. I’ve been known to call the kiddos to dinner by saying such nonsensical phrases as-”Dinner’s ready! Get your pjs on and get in the car”. Somehow, they decipher the code of M.O.M. talk and show up to the kitchen to eat dinner.

I’m fairly certain that most of you mamas out there, find yourself speaking this same language of nonsense and near-madness and that, somehow, everyone understands you and things are successfully done in your home. I take comfort in knowing I’m not alone in this.

So, on with this busy Saturday of cleaning, kid’s sports, events, paperwork, computer work and food prep. I guess it’s time to brush my teeth and go jump on the trampoline…Oh! You know what I mean!

Doing the Dance of the Children With a Scattered Brain and Madness on My Tongue~

One Comment

  1. Comment by Pilary:

    This happens ALL THE TIME to me.. usually I end up finishing the sentence with, “oh, you know what I mean..”

    I’ve recently started this funny game with my speed talking kiddos: when ever they say something so fast and/or mumbled, instead of saying, “What?” I just repeat exactly what my brain thought they said. This can be HILARIOUS! “Can we go swimming at the YMCA?” might turn into, “We’re all sleeping in a PB&J.”

    Glad to know I’m not alone with the crazy talk.. :)

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